Husband and Wife!
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
************
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
************
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
************
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
************
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
************
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
************
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
************
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
Disclaimer: The posters of this article may not be the original authors. All the copyrights belong to the respective owners of the article. This website would host the emails which was forwarded to the users and found to be interesting.
Comments
There are no comments for this article. Please sign in to add your comment now!