Best Medical Certificate

Posted by Dhana on Friday 22nd of October 2010

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Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr. /Miss _________________, working in your
organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he
will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any
attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health
problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will
be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking
news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", "
Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart
strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your
deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-

Dr. Impatient

Cyber Clinic
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